You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies

What a horse and an internet geek have in common? Yes, correct! They started a business together!

Thanks to the internet service called Shitexpress, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world. Well packed, with a handwritten, personalized message. Nobody will ever find out what a terrible thing you just did. The service promises 100% anonymity, thanks to Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? Or you better watch out, pal. If you receive such unexpected box with this note, you can start an investigation.